Monday, May 14, 2007

Definitions For Living



Unhappiness: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Depression: The grass looks brown on both sides of the fence.

Happiness: The grass isn't perfect here, but I'll make due with it.

Denial: The grass isn't perfect here, but I'll make due with it.

Anxiety: What if I have grass allergies? What if the fence gives me a splinter? I'll check later. Maybe.

Bliss: The grass is tasty. Moo.

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